100% polyester. 0% BS.
Athletic-ish fit.
S — 35–37.5” chest, 27” length
M — 37.5–39” chest, 28” length
L — 39–41” chest, 29” length
XL — 41–44” chest, 30” length
Between sizes? Sizing up is the only way to go.
Red cross-outs serve as rejections issued in advance. Yellow screed says ‘The game. the whole game.Nothing but the game.’ because we all need reminding.
Made for watch parties, pickup games, and explaining to random strangers that no, it’s not a real club.
Will be borrowed.
Might not be returned.
Shipping from Chicago, IL takes 2-5 business days.
If you got this far, thank you in advance for your purchase.
Every jersey come with a Certificate of Inauthenticity.
All sales final — but if it doesn’t fit, email mismanagement@ununtd.com before you write it off. We’re petty, not heartless.
100% polyester. 0% BS.
Athletic-ish fit.
S — 35–37.5” chest, 27” length
M — 37.5–39” chest, 28” length
L — 39–41” chest, 29” length
XL — 41–44” chest, 30” length
Between sizes? Sizing up is the only way to go.
Red cross-outs serve as rejections issued in advance. Yellow screed says ‘The game. the whole game.Nothing but the game.’ because we all need reminding.
Made for watch parties, pickup games, and explaining to random strangers that no, it’s not a real club.
Will be borrowed.
Might not be returned.
Shipping from Chicago, IL takes 2-5 business days.
If you got this far, thank you in advance for your purchase.
Every jersey come with a Certificate of Inauthenticity.
All sales final — but if it doesn’t fit, email mismanagement@ununtd.com before you write it off. We’re petty, not heartless.
