The Standard

$50.00

100% polyester. 0% BS.

Athletic-ish fit.

S — 35–37.5” chest, 27” length

M — 37.5–39” chest, 28” length

L — 39–41” chest, 29” length

XL — 41–44” chest, 30” length   

Between sizes? Sizing up is the only way to go.

Red cross-outs serve as rejections issued in advance. Yellow screed says ‘The game. the whole game.Nothing but the game.’ because we all need reminding.

Made for watch parties, pickup games, and explaining to random strangers that no, it’s not a real club.

Will be borrowed.

Might not be returned.

Shipping takes 2-5 business days.

All sales final — but if it doesn’t fit, email mismanagement@ununtd.com before you write it off. We’re petty, not heartless.

Size:

100% polyester. 0% BS.

Athletic-ish fit.

S — 35–37.5” chest, 27” length

M — 37.5–39” chest, 28” length

L — 39–41” chest, 29” length

XL — 41–44” chest, 30” length   

Between sizes? Sizing up is the only way to go.

Red cross-outs serve as rejections issued in advance. Yellow screed says ‘The game. the whole game.Nothing but the game.’ because we all need reminding.

Made for watch parties, pickup games, and explaining to random strangers that no, it’s not a real club.

Will be borrowed.

Might not be returned.

Shipping takes 2-5 business days.

All sales final — but if it doesn’t fit, email mismanagement@ununtd.com before you write it off. We’re petty, not heartless.