Loyal to the game
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NOT THE BADGE
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FOR THE PASSIONATE NEUTRALS
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Loyal to the game * NOT THE BADGE * FOR THE PASSIONATE NEUTRALS *
100% polyester. 0% BS.
Athletic-ish fit.
S — 35–37.5” chest, 27” length
M — 37.5–39” chest, 28” length
L — 39–41” chest, 29” length
XL — 41–44” chest, 30” length
Between sizes? Sizing up is the only way to go.
Red cross-outs serve as rejections issued in advance. Yellow screed says ‘The game. the whole game.Nothing but the game.’ because we all need reminding.
Made for watch parties, pickup games, and explaining to random strangers that no, it’s not a real club.
Will be borrowed.
Might not be returned.
Shipping from Chicago, IL takes 2-5 business days.
If you got this far, thank you in advance for your purchase.
Every jersey come with a Certificate of Inauthenticity.
All sales final — but if it doesn’t fit, email mismanagement@ununtd.com before you write it off. We’re petty, not heartless.
100% polyester. 0% BS
Athletic-ish fit.
S — 35–37.5” chest, 27” length
M — 37.5–39” chest, 28” length
L — 39–41” chest, 29” length
XL — 41–44” chest, 30” length
Between sizes? Sizing up is the only way to go.
Made for watch parties, pickup games, and a few inconvenient questions.
Brands crossed out. Badge empty. Love of the game intact. Yellow screed says ‘The game. The whole game. Nothing but the game.’ because we all need reminding.
Shipping from Chicago, IL takes 2-5 business days.
If you got this far, thank you in advance for your purchase.
Every jersey come with a Certificate of Inauthenticity.
All sales final — but if it doesn’t fit, email mismanagement@ununtd.com before you write it off. We’re petty, not heartless.
TWO KITS.
ONE NEUTRALISTA STATE OF MIND.