Limited quantities
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Limited quantities *
100% polyester. 0% BS.
Athletic-ish fit.
S — 35–37.5” chest, 27” length
M — 37.5–39” chest, 28” length
L — 39–41” chest, 29” length
XL — 41–44” chest, 30” length
Between sizes? Sizing up is the only way to go.
Red cross-outs serve as rejections issued in advance. Yellow screed says ‘The game. the whole game.Nothing but the game.’ because we all need reminding.
Made for watch parties, pickup games, and explaining to random strangers that no, it’s not a real club.
Will be borrowed.
Might not be returned.
Shipping takes 2-5 business days.
All sales final — but if it doesn’t fit, email mismanagement@ununtd.com before you write it off. We’re petty, not heartless.
FOR THOSE LOYAL TO THE GAME.
nOT THE BADGE.
two KITs. one neutralista STATE OF MIND.
100% polyester. 0% BS
Athletic-ish fit.
S — 35–37.5” chest, 27” length
M — 37.5–39” chest, 28” length
L — 39–41” chest, 29” length
XL — 41–44” chest, 30” length
Between sizes? Sizing up is the only way to go.
Made for watch parties, pickup games, and a few inconvenient questions.
Brands crossed out. Badge empty. Love of the game intact. Yellow screed says ‘The game. The whole game. Nothing but the game.’ because we all need reminding.
Shipping takes 2-5 business days.
All sales final — but if it doesn’t fit, email mismanagement@ununtd.com before you write it off. We’re petty, not heartless.
PICK A SIDE.
EVEN IF YOU DON’T PICK SIDES.